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Two Seals and a Sardine

16th Feb 2022, 12:00 AM in Scarlet
Two Seals and a Sardine
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The awkwardness at the breakfast table continues, as do the sexual noises.

It sounds like two seals are fighting over a Sardine in there.

Frame 2
Auntie looks like she is repressing fury and is standing up to confront the teens.

Everyone in the dining room seems horrified.

Ugly Alex (Off-scene)
Zoya, shut the... BLOOD!
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16th Feb 2022, 12:19 AM
When they say to practice safe sex, what they mean is to do exactly none of whatever they're doing.

I love how disgruntled Auntie looks in the second panel. Mood.
16th Feb 2022, 8:16 AM
In order to have safe sex in Soviet Russia, you would have had to go to the pharmacy, make sure that your pharmacy was properly corrupt, and know to ask for plastic product number two. If you didn't do this, your sex was definitely not going to be safe. As for these idiots, I'm sure that their sex is even less safer than normal.

Auntie knows where it's at.
19th Feb 2022, 5:53 AM
"Two Seals Fighting over a Sardine"... best commentary for a sex-track ever! XD
19th Feb 2022, 12:26 PM
Loki came up with that one.