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Out Of The Mouth Of Babes

14th Apr 2021, 8:00 AM in The Second
Out Of The Mouth Of Babes
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Transcript

Frame 1
Tsar darts out of the room barefoot and with his sweats on. He looks like a hot mess.

Frame 2
He rushes down the stairs.

Frame 3
Tsar enters the small dining room only to be greeted by a crabby ten year old girl with a messy braids of brown hair. She’s directing an icy glare to Tsar. A gleeful, slovenly chubby and somewhat muscular 6’7” man with Down’s syndrome and messy dark brown hair is wearing sweatpants and an undershirt. He is sitting on one of the dining room chairs-- he has a homemade teddy bear on his lap. His face is covered in chocolate, lard and jelly. A dishwater blond toddler wearing only a diaper is sitting on the table. He is covered, jelly in lard and chocolate. He seems happy. All the children have brown eyes. They’re all eating a breakfast of donut shaped cookies, raspberry jelly, chocolate bon bons and Pepsi. They are using a lump of lard as cookie dip. A tortoiseshell calico cat is licking the lard. There is no rhyme or reason to the table setting. There’s unwrapped homemade presents all over the place.

Olivia to Tsar
Your boss called. He told me to thank you for taking the hooker away because he got his groove back. He made up with his boyfriend and nailed his ass. He’s also wasted.
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Author Notes:

11th Apr 2021, 6:21 AM
vaslittlecrow
That's one hell of a way to start your Christmas morning.
14th Apr 2021, 4:19 PM
Hogan
Better than any answering machine :-)
14th Apr 2021, 9:26 PM
vaslittlecrow
Hahaha! I'm not sure that Tsar would agree with that sentiment.
16th Apr 2021, 12:05 AM
melaredblu
The fact that it's a kid delivering this information just reeeaaaaaally grinds that salt into the wound.
16th Apr 2021, 5:20 AM
vaslittlecrow
I'm sure that wound stings very much.